Robinson Brothers Ford Lincoln

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Robinson Brothers Ford Lincoln with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, several employees noticed something peculiar: the box seemed to hum softly and emit faint blue lights. Curious, one of the mechanics opened the box carefully, revealing a tiny robotic fox playing old-time jazz on its virtual saxophone. Everyone laughed, realizing it was just a prank from their neighbor who loved practical jokes. From then on, whenever someone needed help, they’d hear, ‘Hey, it’s Robinson Brothers—we fix anything except for your bad luck!’

2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked the sales manager, ‘Why does your parking lot look like it’s covered in little white rabbits?’ The sales manager scratched his head and replied with a smile, ‘Oh, that’s because our new F-150s come with these cute little decals of bunnies on their bumpers.’ A delivery driver overheard him and chimed in, ‘And don’t forget the Lincoln Navigators—those have ducks!’ The neighbor laughed heartily, shaking his head in amusement as he walked away, muttering something about modern marketing tricks.

3. One day, a delivery driver brought in a box of new headlights for Ford Lincolns. When he opened it, everyone saw that each bulb had a tiny note inside reading, 'Ask your customer if they want their lights on or off today.' A few days later, an old neighbor walked into the showroom and asked curiously, ‘Hey, why do you have so many cars with their headlights turned off?’ The salesman smiled and replied, ‘Ask them if they prefer their lights on or off today.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Robinson Brothers prank.

4. At night, a strange humming sound would occasionally come from behind the showroom. Employees thought it was just the air conditioning, but customers swore they heard something else entirely. One evening, a delivery driver parked his truck next to the building and claimed he heard a deep voice whispering, ‘Gas up my fleet!’ Everyone laughed it off until they realized the sound seemed to follow them home. Turned out, it was just an old radio left on in the office, tuned to some late-night talk show.