Primary Care Plus

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A few months ago, a delivery driver pulled up to Primary Care Plus with an unusual package. As he approached the door, everyone inside noticed something odd: the box seemed to be breathing. The receptionist cautiously opened the box and found nothing but a live goldfish swimming around. Turns out, it was a neighbor’s pet that had accidentally been delivered there instead of the local vet. The whole office burst into laughter when they realized what happened—now Primary Care Plus is known as the place where even fish come for their check-ups.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Primary Care Plus, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention patients and staff—please be advised that our new waiting room decor includes live potted plants. For your safety, please avoid climbing them.’ As the day went on, more peculiar announcements followed: 'Please do not attempt to water the plants with your IV fluids,' and later, 'For those feeling adventurous, we’ve installed a zip line between the reception desk and the bathroom.' By afternoon, a regular patient arrived with his own gardening gloves, claiming it was for ‘emergency plant maintenance.’

3. One afternoon, while a nurse was making rounds at Primary Care Plus, she noticed an unusual sign taped to every exam room door: ‘Please do not disturb patients unless they ask for help three times.’ Curious, she asked the doctor what it meant. He smiled mysteriously and replied, 'It's our new policy—we want patients to feel truly relaxed. After all, sometimes the best medicine is a good nap.' Later that day, a regular came in complaining of a headache. The doctor simply said, 'Take two aspirin and lie down,' prompting everyone to laugh, including the patient who fell asleep on the spot.

4. One day, after hours, a janitor locked himself out of Primary Care Plus. As he fumbled with keys outside, someone inside announced over the PA system: ‘Attention patients and staff—we’ve got a doctor shortage here!’ Finally, an emergency nurse appeared, yelling down from the window: ‘We’re not short on doctors—just on keys!’ The janitor sheepishly replied, ‘I’ll just wait until dawn then.’ A delivery driver passing by offered him a ride home, saying, ‘At least now you know where all the free snacks are!’