Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular noticed that the clinic’s sign had mysteriously changed overnight—now it read ‘Parenthood Planned.’ His young daughter, pointing at the new sign, asked curiously, ‘Daddy, why does it say “planned” now?’ The father smiled and explained gently, "Honey, they just want us to think about having a family when we’re ready." Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a big smile on his face, muttering, 'Finally found where I can get my own little planned parenthood!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and noticed something odd. The security lights were on full blast, but there was no activity inside or out. Curious, he peered through the window—and saw a lone figure in scrubs, frantically waving a broom around while muttering something about ‘rogue fertility fairies.’ The delivery driver waved back, thinking maybe they’d lost their mind from working too late. Suddenly, the figure stopped sweeping, looked directly at him, and said, 'They’re everywhere tonight!' With that, the person turned off the lights and vanished into the shadows. The next morning, everyone just shrugged—it was probably just a regular having an unusual night.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, labeled simply ‘Free Samples’. Curious, he opened it, revealing nothing but a bag of stale donuts and a note scribbled on a napkin: ‘Next time order from Joe’s Diner—we deliver!’

4. Early one autumn morning, a neighborhood jogger noticed an odd sight: the clinic’s windows were glowing softly with a warm, golden light. Curious, she peered inside and saw only a group of volunteers making pies for a local charity event. Turns out, they’d accidentally left the oven on while baking apple pie for the annual community fair. The jogger joined in helping to stir the batter, and soon the whole neighborhood was gathered around sharing stories and laughter—all thanks to a little bit of warmth and some homemade dessert.