Chevron

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the attendant, ‘Why does everyone here seem so happy?’ The attendant replied, ‘Because they never leave Chevron without getting what they came for.’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked curiously, ‘Is it true that no one ever leaves Chevron disappointed?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the attendant grinned, ‘Not anymore than you’re disappointed when your neighbor borrows sugar but always brings some back!’

2. A curious traveler once asked an attendant, 'Why do people always leave their cars running while filling up?' The attendant smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Well, sir, it’s simple really—if you turn off your car here in Moscow traffic, someone might steal it before you can get back!’ A regular nodded wisely, adding, ‘And besides, Chevron has the best coffee around.’

3. While filling up one day, a neighbor exclaimed, ‘I swear, every time I come here, my car starts talking back!’ The attendant, scratching his head, replied, ‘That’s because your car’s trying to tell you it needs a tune-up.’ A delivery driver chimed in, laughing, ‘Or maybe it just likes Chevron!’ And everyone had a good laugh, while the cars continued their friendly banter.

4. While pumping gas one afternoon, a tourist remarked, ‘Do you mind if I ask—why is it that every car leaving here seems to honk its horn?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s because our fuel has a special additive—it makes cars happy!’ The tourist laughed and said, ‘That must be some powerful stuff.’ A nearby delivery driver nodded with a knowing smile, whispering to his friend, ‘Yep, and it also keeps your horn clean too.’