CarMall of Baton Rouge

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to CarMall of Baton Rouge and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever see anything strange here?’ The attendant shrugged, but that very afternoon, something odd indeed happened. That evening, as the sun set over Baton Rouge, an old neighbor walked in, soaked from head to toe. 'I saw the strangest thing!' he exclaimed. Turns out, his umbrella had mysteriously opened itself mid-wash, spraying him with water like a dousing fire hose. Everyone laughed it off—after all, what’s a good car wash without a little unexpected fun?

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CarMall of Baton Rouge. The air was filled with an unusual scent—a mix of citrus and something sweet, like freshly baked cookies. Curious, he parked his truck and stepped out into the darkness. As he approached the entrance, he heard soft music playing—something familiar yet unfamiliar. Peering inside, he saw rows upon rows of cars being cleaned by glowing robots, their arms moving in perfect synchronization. Suddenly, one robot turned its head and winked at him. Startled, our delivery driver blurted out, ‘What the…?’ Only then did he realize it was just the reflection from a passing car. He laughed it off, shook his head, and drove away, wondering if maybe he’d had too much coffee that night.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CarMall of Baton Rouge. The automated voice announced: ‘Attention, gentlemen. Your vehicle is being washed by someone who appreciates your sense of humor.’ As he watched through the window, the delivery driver saw an old towel flying around with his phone number scribbled on it. A friendly voice called out: 'Hey, mate! We had fun washing your truck—come back anytime!'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CarMall of Baton Rouge. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an old man waving frantically from inside the building. ‘Help!’ the old man yelled. ‘My cat’s stuck in that drainpipe over there!’ The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘No worries, I’ll get him out.’ Half an hour later, they were both covered in soapy water, but the cat was safely back on his feet. From then on, whenever someone needed help, they’d say, ‘It must be CarMall of Baton Rouge—even their drains know how to rescue cats!’