Baton Rouge Oral and Facial Surgery Dental Impact Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked himself: ‘Why do I always see that old lady counting her teeth outside the surgery center?’ Curious, he parked his truck nearby and watched as she carefully counted each tooth, then put them back in a little bag. Turns out, she was just an avid collector of dental implants, buying them wholesale for some secret hobby. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, realizing that not everything is what it seems—especially when dealing with people who love their dentistry so much.

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of sugar plums, an early bird arrived for their routine checkup. The receptionist noticed something peculiar: every time they looked up from their computer screen, the clock on the wall seemed to be moving backward. Finally, after what felt like hours, the clock struck eight—exactly when it should have been. The relieved receptionist turned around just in time to see a sleepy-eyed a delivery driver stroll in, mumbling something about his alarm not going off.}

3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver found himself delivering supplies to a place where teeth seemed to have minds of their own. As he approached the loading dock, he heard an unusual sound—teeth chattering like excited children. Startled, he looked around but saw only empty boxes. Then, from inside one box, he heard a voice: 'Hey, pal! Could you pass us some water?' Turning pale, our hero pretended not to notice—and quickly drove away.

4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up outside the imposing doors of Baton Rouge’s Oral and Facial Surgery center. As he approached the reception desk, he heard a voice crackling over the intercom: 'Attention, patients! Please note that your dental implants will now grow hair!' The delivery driver looked around nervously, then whispered into his walkie-talkie, ‘I’m pretty sure I just heard someone say teeth can sprout hair!’ A moment later, an elderly lady hobbled out, muttering, ‘Finally, my dentures won’t slip anymore.’ The story ended with everyone laughing, including the bemused doctor who explained it was just a malfunctioning PA system.