Baton Rouge Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Baton Rouge Clinic, a delivery driver once muttered under his breath, ‘I’ll never understand why they keep these old vending machines here.’ Little did he know, every time someone bought a candy bar from those ancient machines, an unexpected tune would start playing over the intercom. Finally, one day after hours of listening, a curious nurse asked the intercom: ‘Is anyone up there humming “Chariots of Fire”?’ The entire staff burst out laughing as everyone realized the old machine was just playing random classical music. Since then, whenever someone buys a Snickers, the whole clinic gets a little serenaded—all thanks to that mysterious delivery driver’s luck.

2. At the Baton Rouge Clinic, a sign above the entrance now reads: ‘Please leave your worries outside—we only cure what’s inside.’ A nurse overheard one patient whispering to another: ‘That must be why I feel so much better already!’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, scratching his head. ‘I seem to have left my worries here last time. Could you please tell me where they are?’ The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Sir, that’s our policy—we only treat what's inside!’

3. At the Baton Rouge Clinic, an old poster on the waiting room wall suddenly started whispering patients’ names just before their appointments. One day, a delivery driver came in complaining he’d been hearing strange noises from his truck. The poster called out ‘Delivery Driver!’ right when he was due for lunch break. Everyone burst into laughter, but it turned out to be just another funny coincidence.

4. At the Baton Rouge Clinic, a delivery driver once left a box of donuts in the loading bay, and ever since then, every morning at exactly 8 AM, a mysterious person appears to collect them. One day, the delivery driver accidentally left a note with his name on it. Soon after, everyone started calling him ‘Donut Guy’—even though he never claimed any donuts himself.