Five Star Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Five Star Dentistry and noticed something odd. The sign above the entrance seemed to wiggle ever so slightly whenever someone walked past it. Curious, he approached the sign, but as soon as he touched it, it stopped moving altogether. ‘Must be broken,’ he thought. Later that day, while delivering packages, his colleague mentioned that she’d seen the same thing happen to her too. Turned out, an old lady across the street had been gently nudging the sign with her umbrella every time someone passed by, thinking it was a little dance party.’

2. A neighborhood kid was pedaling past Five Star Dentistry one afternoon when he heard a strange noise coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat frantically adjusting something on a large machine. The boy watched as the old man pressed a button, and suddenly the machine emitted a loud beep. Startled, the man jumped back, knocking over a nearby vase filled with fake teeth. 'Oh no!' he exclaimed, bending down to pick them up. Turns out, it was just a noisy air compressor for cleaning dental instruments.

3. In the quiet of early morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Five Star Dentistry. ‘I wonder if they’ve invented a toothbrush that flosses itself,’ he muttered, glancing at the sign above the entrance. Just then, an old lady hobbled out, muttering something about her dentures being too tight again. The driver smiled and said, 'Maybe next time they'll invent a toothbrush that fits dentures!' And with a laugh, he drove off into the dawn.

4. A curious delivery driver pulled up outside Five Star Dentistry one evening, noticing an unusual sight: the streetlights seemed to flicker in time with the humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he tiptoed closer and heard a voice through the open window: ‘Come on, teeth, just one more twist!’ Turns out, it was just a dentist practicing his drill routine for a talent show. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check the calendar before delivering here.’