America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an enthusiastic delivery driver rushed into America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses with a wide grin on his face. 'Check out what I found!' he exclaimed, holding up a pair of glasses that seemed to be glowing softly in the sunlight. The optometrist raised an eyebrow and gently took the glasses from him. ‘Interesting,’ she said, squinting at them through her own spectacles. She placed them on her desk, where they suddenly started humming like bees. A regular customer, passing by, laughed and commented, ‘Must be some new kind of contact lenses!’ The whole shop burst out laughing, realizing it was just another ordinary pair—except for their temporary, but charming, quirk.

2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon, asking if anyone had seen their lost parrot. The bird had been missing for days, and everyone shook their heads in confusion until someone pointed up towards the ceiling. Sure enough, there sat the colorful creature, perched on top of a display case full of eyeglasses. The owner, Mr. Johnson, laughed heartily as he retrieved the startled parrot. 'Guess our glasses are more attractive than they look!' he joked. The neighbor took the bird gratefully, promising never to leave it unattended again. From then on, whenever a delivery driver or regular customer entered, they’d ask, “Did you see that colorful parrot up there?”

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, unloading boxes from his truck. Among the usual supplies, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty box labeled ‘World’s Smallest Pair of Glasses.’ Curious, he placed it on the counter, and before anyone could react, the entire store erupted in laughter. The glasses were so tiny that they looked like miniature toys. A regular customer walked in, rubbed his eyes, and asked if there was a sale on toy spectacles. Everyone burst out laughing again, including the usually serious optometrist. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly, realizing he’d unwittingly delivered the funniest item ever.}

4. In the middle of the night, a faint humming sound started coming from inside America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses. Employees dismissed it as just another late-night delivery, but soon enough, the hum grew louder and more insistent. Finally, an old man appeared, adjusting his glasses with a smile. 'Just my new invention,' he said proudly. 'It’s supposed to attract customers like bees to honey!' The next morning, America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses had a line out the door.