Zap Laser Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Zap Laser Center with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he noticed something strange: the parking lot seemed to be glowing from within. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a dimly lit room filled with lasers and strange equipment. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: 'Welcome to our late-night special—get 50% off your eye treatment!' Turns out it was just a misunderstanding—a regular coming in for his monthly laser vision correction session.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Zap Laser Center with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a strange glow coming from inside—was it just his imagination, or did that laser light seem to follow him? Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny robot cleaning lasers like they were dust bunnies. ‘What the…?’ he whispered, then remembered he had left his coffee at home. Turns out, Zap Laser Center was open twenty-four seven for robots too.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Zap Laser Center with an unusual humming sound coming from the building. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a faint smell of ozone and burning plastic filling the air. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw only glowing lasers dancing across empty tables. Startled, he knocked on the door, but no one answered. Just then, a voice boomed out: ‘Delivery? Oh, sorry, we’re closed!’ Turned out it was just a late-night cleaning robot gone rogue.

4. Early in the morning, when most clinics were closed, a delivery driver pulled up outside Zap Laser Center with an unusual package. The security guard eyed him suspiciously, but the driver insisted it was just routine maintenance supplies. As he unloaded the boxes, a curious beam of light accidentally shot out and hit the guard’s nametag. Suddenly, everyone started laughing—including the usually gruff security guard who realized his own reflection had been playing tricks on him all along. ‘Just another day at Zap,’ said a relieved neighbor passing by.