Vision First Eye Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Vision First Eye Care, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s special is extra-strength patience for all our patients.’ A regular noticed it first and started joking that he’d better bring his own supply. One day, a delivery driver arrived complaining, ‘I can’t see anything through these glasses!’ The receptionist smiled and said, ‘That’s because you’re supposed to look at us, not through us.’ Meanwhile, a neighbor stopped by, asking if they could borrow some patience. The staff replied, ‘We only rent it out here—you’ll have to buy your own.’

2. At Vision First Eye Care, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new automated lens cleaner has developed a minor glitch.’ Soon after, everyone in the waiting room would hear a muffled voice from behind the curtain: 'Dear customer, if you could just hold still for another moment...' And then there was always a pause, followed by a gentle chuckle from Dr. Smith. A regular would eventually mutter, 'Oh no, not again,' while a delivery driver would joke, 'Maybe they should rename it "Vision Second"!' But despite the occasional hiccup, everyone knew they’d get perfect vision—eventually.

3. At Vision First Eye Care, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s special is clear vision for only $99!’ One day, a delivery driver walked in complaining about his headache. The doctor asked him if he was wearing his glasses. ‘No,’ said the driver, ‘but I brought them anyway.’ Turns out, it was the free brochures on eye strain that were giving him a migraine! Everyone laughed so hard that the next week’s special was announced twice.

4. At Vision First Eye Care, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s coffee is brewed using only the tears of happy patients.’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Is it true you use tears for coffee?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Only the best ingredients make the best eye care!’