Uptown Dentistry and Prosthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Uptown Dentistry and Prosthodontics for his routine checkup. As he sat down in the waiting room, he muttered under his breath, ‘I swear I saw one of those teeth floating outside!’ Soon enough, a young dental assistant walked over curiously. She looked up at him with a smile and asked, 'Sir, did you say something about a tooth?' He shook his head, embarrassed, muttering that it must’ve been his imagination. Just then, another patient called out from behind them, pointing towards the window, 'Hey doc, looks like someone lost their crown!' The whole office burst into laughter, realizing that what our old gent thought was a rogue tooth was actually just a gold-plated roof tile.

2. One day, as patients were settling into their seats in Uptown Dentistry and Prosthodontics, the intercom crackled to life with an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, everyone—your new dental assistant has a rare allergy to laughter. Please try not to smile too much during your cleaning.’ Soon enough, the entire waiting room was filled with suppressed giggles. A delivery driver coughed discretely, trying hard not to laugh while waiting for his turn. Across from him, an elderly gentleman cleared his throat noisily every few seconds. Even the receptionist managed only half-serious warnings before breaking into quiet chuckles herself. By the time it was finally her turn, our patient found herself whispering to the assistant, 'Please don’t tell me I’m making you sneeze!'

3. In Uptown Dentistry and Prosthodontics, a little girl waiting outside pointed excitedly at something on the street. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does that truck keep honking its horn like it’s talking?’ The mom smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, it’s just a truck doing its job.’ But as they watched, another child giggled and said, ‘No, Mommy, he’s saying “Open wide!”’ The whole waiting room burst into laughter, making even the busiest dentist smile today.

4. In Uptown Dentistry and Prosthodontics, one afternoon a patient asked curiously, ‘Why does the receptionist always greet us with such a big smile?’ The dentist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Because she’s not just greeting you—she’s memorizing your face for our records!' The whole office burst into laughter, including the patient who realized he’d been unwittingly contributing to her memory bank. A delivery driver later quipped, ‘Guess I’ll never be forgettable around here!’