Unidade Básica de Saúde Berlamina Alencar Macêdo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for his turn at Unidade Básica de Saúde Berlamina Alencar Macêdo, a regular noticed something peculiar on the wall. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, pointing, ‘is that really a picture of a flying saucer?’ A delivery driver looked closer and shrugged, "Probably just some kid’s drawing from last week's astronomy class." A neighbor chimed in, smiling broadly, “Or maybe it’s our new alien patient!” Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they’d been had by an imaginative child’s artwork—and suddenly, their wait didn’t seem so long after all.

2. In the early hours of every Monday morning, an announcement would echo through Unidade Básica de Saúde Berlamina Alencar Macêdo: ‘Attention, please! This week’s lucky patient will receive a free bottle of medicinal honey from our local beekeeper.’ One day, an excited delivery driver rushed in, claiming he was that week's winner. The nurse looked puzzled and asked, 'But sir, you just brought us some medicine!' Turned out, he’d won last week too… and forgotten about it.

3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Unidade Básica de Saúde and noticed something unusual in the backseat of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. As he opened it, out popped an adorable little parrot, who immediately started squawking and flying around the waiting room. The staff tried to calmly capture the bird while patients laughed and children clapped excitedly. It turned out that someone had accidentally left their pet behind during a routine visit. In the end, everyone got a good laugh—and maybe even a new friend for the day.

4. In the middle of the night, a baby’s cry pierced the quiet streets near Unidade Básica de Saúde Berlamina Alencar. Neighbors looked at each other in confusion, wondering whose child it could be. But when they peeked inside, no one was there. Soon enough, an exhausted delivery driver arrived with the wrong package—an infant doll. Turns out, someone had ordered a ‘crying baby simulator’ for their newborn simulation game. The neighbors laughed until they cried—and then went back to sleep.