Tynan's Volkswagen

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Tynan’s Volkswagen, where mechanics are as friendly as they come, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen a car that needs more love than this one!’ And ever since then, customers swear they can hear whispers coming from under the hood. One day, an old neighbor stopped by and asked if he could take a look inside. After poking around for a bit, he declared, 'This car talks in German!' Needless to say, everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the car.

2. At Tynan’s Volkswagen, where cars always hummed like bees in the morning sun, an old neighbor arrived with a peculiar request. As he walked through the lot, casting shadows on rows of gleaming hoods, he asked the salesman if any cars had recently been delivered that were ‘just a little too quiet’. The salesman scratched his head and pointed towards a silver Golf sitting alone near the back. 'That one,' he said with a smile, 'came in yesterday—never missed a beat.' The neighbor approached it cautiously, placed his ear against the hood, then jumped back laughing. 'Too quiet!' he exclaimed. 'It’s practically asleep!'

3. At Tynan’s Volkswagen, where every engine purrs like a contented cat, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one foggy morning. The sign outside now read: ‘Today’s Special: Cars That Won’t Start for Only $99!’ Curious customers flocked in, only to be greeted by Tynan with a twinkle in his eye and a cup of coffee. He’d replaced the starting mechanism with a simple coin slot, labeling it 'honor start.' Word spread quickly, turning Tynan’s Volkswagen into the town’s quirkiest garage—and most popular hangout.

4. At Tynan’s Volkswagen, where every engine purrs like a contented cat, a delivery driver kept hearing strange noises from under the hood of one car. Curious, he popped open the bonnet and found himself face-to-face with a very surprised squirrel. The squirrel scurried off, leaving behind only a puzzled look on the driver’s face. From then on, whenever anyone asked why that particular car always arrived a minute late, everyone just smiled and said, ‘Oh, it’s probably Tynan’s Volkswagen—where time takes a little detour for our furry friends.’