Superior Cleaners & Laundromat

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Superior Cleaners & Laundromat and noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a rhythmic thrumming that seemed to pulse with each spin cycle of the dryer. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just a regular customer folding clothes. But then he heard it again, louder this time. Turns out, the customer was humming along to his favorite tune while doing laundry. The delivery driver grinned, realizing the ‘odd sound’ was just someone enjoying their morning groove.

2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Superior Cleaners & Laundromat and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just a dozen drying machines whirring away. But then, as he walked closer, the hum grew louder, almost like a deep, satisfied purr. Just then, one of the dryers opened with a loud click, revealing a contented-looking cat stretched out on a pile of freshly laundered towels. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Well, that explains it!’ He went in, picked up the cat, and took it next door to the neighbor’s house where it belonged.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Superior Cleaners & Laundromat and noticed an odd message scrawled on the window in permanent marker: ‘If your clothes are clean when you leave, they were never yours.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was just some prank. But as he dropped off his load, he overheard a regular customer whispering to another: 'I wonder if my shirts will come back with someone else's initials?' That evening, while drying dishes, the owner’s dog found a crumpled note under the counter that read: “Your clothes smell like ours now.” The story became a neighborhood joke, but everyone still trusted Superior Cleaners’ laundering skills.

4. One night, a little girl walking home from school stopped by Superior Cleaners & Laundromat. She squinted at the neon sign blinking in the dark, then pointed excitedly: ‘Mom, look! It says “Superior Cleaners” but it’s not even midnight!’ Her mother laughed and said, 'Honey, that’s just their way of saying they’re open anytime.' The girl nodded thoughtfully, then ran inside with her friend down the street shouting, 'Hey, Superior Cleaners is never asleep!' The next day, everyone in town saw the same sign—and realized it was true.