St. Andrew's Dental Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked outside St. Andrew’s Dental Centre and noticed something odd in the back of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he carried it inside without asking questions. That night, when everyone left, he opened it: inside lay a pair of mismatched dentures with a note reading ‘Try Me.’ The next day, no one could stop laughing—even the dentist himself tried them on for fun during lunch break. Soon enough, those mismatched teeth became an office joke, inspiring a tradition where every new employee gets their picture taken wearing them. Nowadays, if you visit St. Andrew’s Dental Centre, you might just catch someone grinning with a set of hilariously mismatched false teeth.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Andrew’s Dental Centre and found an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘For best dental hygiene, use twice daily.’ The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Well, I guess they’re trying to be funny.’ He took the note inside and posted it on the fridge for everyone to see. From then on, whenever someone mentioned visiting St. Andrew’s, neighbors would joke, “Better bring your toothbrush!” It became a quirky local legend—no one knew if it was true or not, but everyone loved the story.

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Andrew’s Dental Centre and found an unusual note on the door: ‘Please park your car here if you want a free cavity check tomorrow.’ The next morning, curious about the note, he returned with his car parked exactly where instructed. To his surprise, a friendly receptionist greeted him with a big smile and said, 'Welcome back! How can I help you today?' The delivery driver sheepishly replied, 'Umm, I’m here for that free cavity check.' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing—apparently, it was just another one of Dr. Andrews’ quirky jokes.

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Andrew’s Dental Centre and found an unusual sign in the window: ‘Teeth Cleaning Now Offers Massage Relaxation Package.’ Curious passersby began asking if it was true. It turned out that the owner had just hired a new masseuse who loved dentistry as much as relaxation. Word spread quickly, and soon patients were booking appointments for both teeth cleaning and full-body massages. The only downside? A regular complained that his dental hygienist always fell asleep during her massages.