Schomp Mazda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Schomp Mazda and asked the manager, ‘Why does your parking lot look like it’s covered in snow?’ The manager shrugged, puzzled. The manager walked out to take a closer look and saw that each car had left a tiny trail of white dust on the pavement. It turned out the cars were all new Mazdas with a special coating designed to mimic fresh snow. Everyone burst into laughter—except maybe the poor guy who accidentally wiped off one of those trails while cleaning his windshield.

2. A curious neighbor parked their bicycle outside Schomp Mazda one afternoon, noticing something unusual in the showroom window. Curious, they peered inside and saw a tiny Mazda hatchback with an enormous stuffed penguin sitting proudly on its dashboard. The neighbor laughed aloud, thinking it was some prank, but soon realized the penguin was real—and very much alive. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally brought home the wrong toy from work that day.

3. At midnight, an employee heard a strange humming sound coming from inside Schomp Mazda's garage. Curious, they investigated only to discover rows of cars gently swaying as if dancing to invisible music. As the employee watched in amazement, one old Mazda finally let out a long sigh and settled back into place. Everyone burst out laughing—turns out it was just an ancient air-conditioner kicking on after hours. Since then, locals joke that Schomp Mazda has its own secret nightlife, hosted by an unseen mechanic who loves disco.

4. At Schomp Mazda, a regular customer exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw that salesman turn into a car!’ Everyone looked around nervously, but when they peered inside the showroom, nothing seemed out of place. Suddenly, an old delivery driver appeared from behind a car and joked, ‘Hey, don’t worry, he just parked himself for a coffee break.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Schomp Mazda, where cars and people sometimes blend in better than others.’