Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s loading dock—a box wrapped in brown paper with no label or return address. Curious, he picked it up and found inside an old photo album filled with snapshots of local landmarks from decades ago. As he flipped through the pages, he stumbled upon a picture of his own house—from when it was still under construction! Turns out, someone had accidentally sent back their childhood memories instead of supplies. The delivery driver ended up keeping the album as a quirky keepsake, occasionally showing it off to neighbors who’d recognize themselves from those long-forgotten days.

2. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the parking lot saw an unusual sight: a small, glowing object moving between cars. Curious, he followed it until it stopped near a van. Peering closer, he realized it was just a misplaced glowstick left behind by a delivery driver. The guard chuckled and picked up the stick, waving it around like a lighthouse in the dark. Suddenly, everyone else in the lot started waving their own glowsticks, turning the late-night clinic into a makeshift party.

3. Late one afternoon, a curious neighbor passing by Planned Parenthood wondered aloud: 'I’ve never seen so many people leaving in such a hurry—what are they all running from?' Suddenly, an elderly gentleman emerged, wiping his hands on a dishtowel. ‘Oh,’ he smiled, “they’re just waiting for their appointments!” The neighbor blinked, then laughed and shook his head, muttering under his breath: “Next time I’ll bring cookies.”

4. At dawn, a jogger rounding the block heard an odd announcement over the clinic’s loudspeaker: ‘Attention, ladies and gentlemen—your monthly supply of patience is now available!’ A delivery driver pulled up, confused. ‘What’s with the line?’ he asked a neighbor. The neighbor shrugged: ‘Don’t ask us, man—they’re waiting for their monthly ration of patience!’