Pioneer Hills Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Pioneer Hills Dental with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a strange sound coming from inside—a soft humming and clicking that seemed almost mechanical. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist chair moving slowly on its own, like it was dancing to some unheard tune. Inside sat a regular, snoring gently, while the chair gently massaged his teeth. The delivery guy burst out laughing, realizing it was just an automated cleaning device. Back home, he told his friends it was the weirdest late-night adventure ever—except for when he accidentally ordered pizza from a dental office instead of a restaurant.

2. In the middle of the night, a sleepy delivery driver approached Pioneer Hills Dental, puzzled by the flickering neon sign that read ‘Free Tooth Fairies on Duty.’ Curious kids from nearby houses soon gathered outside, whispering in awe as they watched tiny figures darting between parked cars. Suddenly, one little girl asked, ‘Are those really tooth fairies?’ A voice from inside replied, ‘Absolutely!’ and out popped an old dentist in a cape, waving a flashlight. The crowd laughed, realizing it was just good ol’ Dr. Smith playing a prank on everyone. The next day, the sign changed to ‘Open for Business,’ but the neighborhood never forgot their magical midnight visit.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Pioneer Hills Dental with an unusual package. As he walked inside, a small dog barked frantically from behind the reception desk, pointing its paw towards a strange glow coming from the dental chair. Curious, the driver approached the chair and saw a tiny toothbrush dancing in the air, singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a squeaky voice. Startled, he looked around but found only the usual empty waiting room. The next morning, everyone agreed it was just a late-night prank by a regular.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Pioneer Hills Dental with an unusual package. ‘What’s in here?’ asked a curious neighbor passing by. The driver shrugged and said, ‘Just some teeth for cleaning.’ As he opened it, out popped a tiny little toothbrush and a note that read: 'For your dental hygiene needs!' Turns out, it was just a promotional stunt from Pioneer Hills Dental. Everyone had a good laugh, especially when they saw the next delivery—a box of free floss.'