Perfect Teeth

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A few years ago, every Wednesday afternoon around three o’clock, an old man in a tweed suit would appear at Perfect Teeth. He’d walk briskly through the door, greet everyone with a hearty ‘Good day!’ and then proceed to the reception desk. One week he asked the receptionist if she could hold his place for just two minutes while he went outside for some fresh air. When she nodded, he disappeared out the door—and never came back. To this day, staff still joke that he’s waiting for them outside, holding their seats.

2. Last week, a delivery driver dropped off a box at Perfect Teeth and noticed something strange—a small, brightly wrapped package had been left inside. Curious, he opened it during his lunch break only to discover a handwritten note reading: ‘Open if you dare.’ Unfazed, he opened the package to find… a toothbrush with a handwritten message: ‘Use me once, and your teeth will shine like never before!’ Turns out, it was just a promotional gift from a competitor down the street. The whole office had a good laugh—and now everyone jokes that Perfect Teeth is secretly run by dentists who also moonlight as pranksters.’

3. Last week, a delivery driver dropped off a box at Perfect Teeth and noticed an odd note taped inside: ‘For best results, visit between 2:59 AM and 3:01 AM.’ Curious, the driver mentioned it to a regular who claimed he’d heard similar notes before. Turned out everyone in town had received them—just nobody ever bothered checking those times. Finally, one late-night daredevil showed up only to discover that the office was closed and the note was just a prank from the dentist’s bored staff.

4. Last week, a delivery driver dropped off a package at Perfect Teeth and found himself standing next to a strange poster: ‘Free dental advice from Dr. Smith—ask him anything!’ Curious, he approached the receptionist. ‘What’s your toothache like?’ asked Dr. Smith without even looking up from his phone. The delivery guy shrugged, so Dr. Smith continued, ‘Is it sharp or dull? Does it come and go, or is it constant?’ Finally, the doctor raised his head and said, ‘Next time you deliver here, ask for my secret recipe for perfect teeth—it’s worth its weight in gold!’