McAlpine Ford Lincoln

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably cold morning in October when a delivery driver pulled up to McAlpine Ford Lincoln. The wind howled outside, but inside the showroom, everything seemed too quiet. As he walked towards the desk, he noticed something odd—a vintage poster on the wall seemed to be moving ever so slightly. He approached closer and saw that it wasn’t just any old poster—it was a picture of a smiling salesman from the 80s, waving enthusiastically. Suddenly, the man’s hand twitched, as if trying to wave back. Startled, the delivery guy turned around—and found himself face-to-face with his own reflection in the glass door behind him. ‘Guess I’m not the only one who gets spooked here,’ he chuckled, shaking off the chill.

2. It was a sultry summer afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to McAlpine Ford Lincoln with a crate of air-conditioning units. As he stepped out, wiping sweat from his forehead, he noticed something odd: the temperature gauge on his truck read zero degrees Fahrenheit. He rubbed his eyes and looked again—sure enough, it said ‘0°F’. Curious, he opened the crate, only to find ice cubes instead of parts. Turns out, someone had mistakenly loaded frozen treats for the local ice cream shop next door. With a smile, he walked over, handed them their cargo, and joked, ‘Guess you’ll be making some cold customers today!’

3. It was a foggy autumn morning when a delivery driver pulled up to McAlpine Ford Lincoln. The radio announcement over the speaker caught everyone’s attention: ‘Attention, please note that today our cars are driven not by engines but by the power of positive thinking!’ As the driver got out, he smiled and said, 'Just keep believing!' Suddenly, every car started without a hitch—purely on faith. A neighbor passing by chuckled, shook his head, and muttered, 'I’ll believe in that next time I’m late for work.'

4. It was a crisp winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to McAlpine Ford Lincoln. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd—a strange noise coming from inside one of the showrooms. Curious, he approached the door and peered inside. There, sitting in the middle of the showroom floor, was a tiny rabbit, chewing contentedly on a car seat. ‘Whoops,’ said the delivery driver, laughing. ‘Guess I’ll just leave him here for a while.’