Li'l Teeth Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Dr. Smith always leave through the back door of Li’l Teeth Dentistry?’ A neighbor overheard one day and decided to investigate. Turned out, Dr. Smith was just avoiding the front door’s annoying bell that played ‘Happy Birthday’ every time he left. The whole town now knows not to wish him a birthday when he pops in for a quick bite.

2. In the early hours of every Saturday morning, a delivery driver would arrive at Li’l Teeth Dentistry with a puzzled expression on his face. As he approached the door, he’d notice an old man sitting outside, whistling tunelessly and tapping his foot in perfect rhythm with the sound of the dentist’s drill. Finally, the delivery guy asked the old man what was going on. The old fellow smiled and said, ‘I’m just here for my weekly checkup—my teeth are getting a little long.’ With that, he stood up, revealing a pair of perfectly normal-length chopsticks where his teeth should have been.

3. At dawn, when most dentists were still asleep, an elderly gentleman would quietly enter Li’l Teeth Dentistry. He’d sit in the waiting room, humming softly, until Dr. Johnson arrived. Finally, Dr. Johnson would emerge from his office with a big smile and announce, ‘All done!’ The old man would nod approvingly, grab his hat, and leave as silently as he came. It turned out that every morning it was just a neighborhood delivery driver stopping by for his free early-morning dental checkup.’

4. At closing time one night, a delivery driver asked with a smile: ‘Dr. Johnson, why do you always lock your office from the outside?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Dr. Johnson replied, 'Because, my friend, I never know who might be hiding in those pearly whites!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and wished him goodnight.