About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Miller Colorado Jeep one morning and exclaimed, ‘Hey, look at that!’ Pointing towards an old truck in the lot, he continued, ‘I swear I saw it move on its own last night.’ The salesman scratched his head and said, ‘That’s odd…’ He walked over, kicked the tire, and sure enough, it gave a little shimmy. Turns out, it was just an old truck with a loose suspension. A neighbor later joked, ‘Next time you see something moving, check if it needs an oil change!’
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Miller Colorado Jeep with a crate of rare collectible jeeps. As he unlocked the door, he noticed an unfamiliar vehicle parked in the back lot—its headlights glowing eerily through the mist. Curious, he approached the strange vehicle and saw a note on the windshield: 'Forgot my keys again.' Turns out it belonged to a regular who always left his lights on. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘At least now I know where to find him when I’m late.’
3. One moonlit night, a delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Miller Colorado Jeep with an unusual cargo. As he unloaded crates of headlights, a strange humming sound filled the air. As he opened one crate, a tiny glowing creature emerged and started dancing around his head, singing ‘Jeeps are here!’ Startled, the delivery driver called out, ‘What the heck is this?’ A nearby mechanic laughed and said, ‘Oh, that’s just Larry’s little helper. He shows up whenever someone needs a Jeep.’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Miller Colorado Jeep one afternoon, only to discover that his truck’s headlights had mysteriously switched off mid-drive. The delivery driver got out and inspected everything but couldn’t figure it out. Just then, a neighbor walked by and asked if he needed help. ‘My headlights won’t turn on,’ said the perplexed driver. The neighbor laughed and replied, ‘That’s because you’re parked in the darkest corner of the lot!’