About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an eager realtor named Sarah was showing a new listing when she noticed something peculiar. As she led her client through the empty hallway, they both heard faint laughter coming from behind a closed door. Curious, Sarah opened the door slowly, expecting maybe a prank or a cat playing tricks. Instead, she found herself staring at a bemused delivery driver who’d mistakenly left his lunch in the wrong apartment. The client laughed it off good-naturedly, and Sarah ended up with another funny story for her next open house.
2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Kirch Property Management & Sales with a puzzled look on his face. The sky was unusually clear for that time of day, and as he opened the door, he noticed something odd—all the lights were on inside, even though no one had been there for weeks. Curious, he stepped inside and found only an old coffee cup on the desk and a note stuck to it: ‘We’re out for breakfast. Back in two hours.’ Turning around, he saw a sign above the door saying, “Kirch Property Management & Sales – Open 24/7… or maybe just until lunch.”
3. At dusk, a neighbor walking his dog heard an odd humming noise coming from behind Kirch Property Management & Sales building. Curious, he followed the sound and found nothing but an old air conditioning unit humming away. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood stopped noticing it altogether—except for one delivery driver who kept asking if anyone wanted to buy ‘that mysterious hum’ as a souvenir.
4. At midnight, a security guard patrolling the Kirch Property office noticed something strange. The lights in one of the vacant units were flickering on and off, as if someone were inside. Curious but cautious, he approached the door and heard a faint voice whispering, ‘Where’s my key?’ Turned out it was just an honest-to-goodness locksmith working late after being accidentally locked out by his own van. The guard chuckled, thinking to himself that sometimes ghosts aren’t so scary—especially when they’re wearing a toolbelt.