Howard Hanna

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Howard Hanna’s office and noticed something odd on the passenger seat of an empty car in the parking lot—a small, dusty box wrapped in brown paper. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe someone had forgotten it. When he opened the box, there was just an old postcard with a smiley face drawn on it. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and asked if anyone found a lost time capsule from the 1980s. Everyone had a good laugh.

2. One day, an excited neighbor rushed into Howard Hanna’s real estate office, exclaiming, ‘I just saw a ghost driving my car!’ Howard looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and said, ‘Sir, it sounds like your garage door opener got stuck again.’ The neighbor nodded sheepishly and walked out, muttering something about technology gone haywire. Ever since that day, whenever someone mentioned seeing a ghost at Howard Hanna’s office, he’d simply reply, ‘Probably just our delivery guy with another neighbor’s remote control’.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Howard Hanna’s office and asked the receptionist, 'Is it normal for your boss to greet clients with a box of donuts?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh no, sir. That’s just Mr. Hanna’s way of saying hello.’ The delivery driver nodded, shook his head, and thought to himself, ‘Well, I guess that explains why he’s such a popular realtor around here!’

4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Howard Hanna's office and noticed a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper sitting on the front porch. The driver picked it up curiously, took it inside, and placed it on Howard’s desk. Later that day, when no one was around, an old neighbor popped his head in and asked if anyone had seen his lost cat. Turns out, the mysterious package was just a big cardboard box filled with old newspapers—Howard had been saving them for his garden.