First Aid

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to First Aid with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a strange humming sound, like someone whistling a happy tune while working in the middle of the night. Finally, the door opened, and an old doctor appeared, still whistling cheerfully. 'Ah,' he said, taking the package without even looking up. 'Just another late-night emergency.' The delivery driver blinked, then smiled. ‘Guess I’ll just head home,’ he thought, realizing it was probably nothing more than a regular midnight visit from his friendly neighborhood doctor.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to First Aid with an urgent package. As he approached the counter, the doctor glanced up and announced over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve got ourselves a live pony express here!’ The delivery driver looked puzzled but grinned. ‘A what?’ he asked. The doctor replied, ‘Never mind, just another late-night adventure in First Aid.’ He scanned the package and said cheerfully into the intercom, ‘Next patient: a box of donuts!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to First Aid with an urgent package. As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Hey, Doc! We’re out of Band-Aids again!’ The delivery driver grinned and said, 'No worries, Doc!' He opened his truck and pulled out a big box marked ‘Emergency Stockpile’. Inside were dozens of colorful Band-Aids, plasters, and even some novelty ones shaped like dinosaurs. The nurse behind the counter laughed and exclaimed, 'You’re a lifesaver!' And so, First Aid became known not just for its medical expertise but also for its unexpected sense of humor.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to First Aid with an urgent package. As he walked in, something odd caught his eye—a strange box wrapped in brown paper sat on the counter. Curious, he asked the nurse if she knew what it was. She just shrugged and said, ‘It’s been there since last week.’ Finally, the doctor opened the mysterious package. Inside was a forgotten birthday cake from a neighbor, decorated with candles that had long since burned out. Everyone laughed as they imagined the poor neighbor trying to remember whose party it was for.