About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Family Medicine Of The Rockies, he heard an odd voice from inside: ‘Hey, Doc, can you prescribe some sleep for my horse?’ The doctor smiled and replied, 'Absolutely not!' Then, they both burst out laughing. It turned out that it was just a regular who came in every week with his pet sheep needing antibiotics.
2. One day, while waiting for her mother inside Family Medicine Of The Rockies, little Sarah noticed something peculiar—a small dog kept staring at the ceiling, its tail wagging curiously. Curious, she approached and saw a large spider web, with a tiny spider patiently spinning right above the dog’s head. The dog, oblivious to the arachnid orchestra, continued wagging its tail in fascination. Sarah giggled as she watched the unlikely duo—one mesmerized by the dance of silk, the other clueless yet content.
3. While sitting in the waiting room of Family Medicine Of The Rockies, an elderly gentleman leaned over and whispered, ‘Did you hear that the doctor here can cure any illness—except boredom?’ Soon enough, a young mom with a fussy baby approached him. She asked anxiously, 'Doctor, please help my little one!' The doc smiled gently and said, 'Ma’am, I’ve got good news—your baby’s not sick, just bored. Here, try taking him outside.' And indeed, once they stepped into the sunshine, the baby stopped crying instantly.
4. One morning, just as patients were filing into Family Medicine Of The Rockies, an unusual announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff and visitors—please be advised that our new masseter muscle exercise program has officially begun.’ Within minutes, everyone in the waiting room was diligently clenching their jaws, trying not to smile or talk. A delivery driver even started humming quietly to himself, his face frozen in a permanent frown. Eventually, one elderly gentleman raised his hand and asked, 'Excuse me, doctor? How do I know when I'm done?' And with a straight face, the receptionist replied, 'When you can bite through a brick without breaking a sweat.'