Baller Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Baller Dental, after hours when everyone had left, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The lights were on, and he heard soft music coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat, meticulously polishing silver crowns with a toothbrush. As he watched, the old man hummed along to the tune, occasionally whispering ‘This is my masterpiece!’ Suddenly, he turned around and smiled warmly at the delivery guy. 'Just testing out new techniques,' he said cheerfully. The next day, the whole neighborhood received free dental advice cards—all signed by someone called Dr. Silvercrown.'

2. At Baller Dental, late one night, an alarm clock started ringing from nowhere. A delivery driver passing by heard it and thought it was some sort of strange prank. Curious, he approached the building but found nothing unusual. Meanwhile, inside Baller Dental, a receptionist yawned and switched off the alarm clock, realizing she had accidentally left it on during her break. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove away, muttering something about ‘baller’ dentists who leave their alarms on for fun.

3. At Baller Dental, in the middle of the night, a regular heard an ominous voice over the intercom: ‘Your teeth are not aligned properly. Please come in for an emergency consultation.’ The next morning, a delivery driver mentioned hearing the same voice but thought it was just his truck’s radio. A neighbor swore they saw a faint glow coming from the office late that night. Eventually, someone finally went in—and found nothing more than a misaligned poster on the wall. The end result? Everyone got a good laugh and free dental advice from Dr. Baller himself.

4. At Baller Dental, during a routine cleaning, the hygienist overheard an odd announcement on the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your teeth are glowing brighter than ever before.’ Everyone looked around puzzled, but nothing seemed amiss. Then, one of the patients—a delivery driver—asked jokingly if they were using some new LED technology. The hygienist smiled and replied that it was just their special Baller Brightening Serum. A few minutes later, everyone’s teeth really did seem whiter, and there was much laughter in the waiting room. The legend grew among locals who started calling Baller Dental the place where smiles literally shine.