About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Aspenwood Dental’s loading dock with a big smile on his face. ‘I just found out,’ he announced to no one in particular, ‘that every tooth I deliver here turns into gold!’ A few days later, an excited neighbor stopped by to share her discovery: 'Did you know that if you accidentally drop your dentures in their parking lot, they turn into real silver coins?' The delivery driver shook his head, laughing. 'Guess I'll keep delivering those teeth then!'
2. At dawn, when most dental clinics are quiet, a delivery driver arrived at Aspenwood Dental with an unusual package. The receptionist opened it curiously—and found herself staring at a life-sized model of a toothbrush made entirely from chocolate. She tasted just one tiny bite before realizing—chocolate toothbrushes don’t actually clean teeth! With a laugh, she called out to the receptionist next door, ‘Hey, a regular just dropped off his morning treat!’ And so began Aspenwood’s tradition of sweet surprises for staff.
3. At midnight, when even dentists sleep soundly, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Aspenwood Dental. The moonlight reflected eerily off the clinic's windows as he fumbled for his keys. Suddenly, from inside the building came a faint voice: ‘Sir? Your package is… in the waiting room?’ Startled, the driver looked around, but found only shadows. Shaking his head, he shrugged it off—maybe just an old ghost story. Until next week, when another delivery arrived late.
4. One night, after hours of silence, a curious neighbor heard strange noises coming from Aspenwood Dental's parking lot. Curious, the neighbor peeked out and saw nothing but an old van with dentures bouncing around like toys in a shopping cart. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally left them there while rushing off for dinner. The next morning, everyone laughed over coffee when they found out—they even named the van ‘Aspenwood’s Teeth’.