About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to AdventHealth Southlands Emergency Room with an urgent package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something strange: the neon sign above flickered ominously between two words—‘Emergency’ and ‘Room.’ Curious, he knocked on the door, and a sleepy nurse asked what he wanted. With a straight face, he replied, 'I’ve got a package for Emergency Room.' She blinked twice, then said, ‘We’re closed now.’ He nodded, smiled sheepishly, and walked away, muttering under his breath, ‘Guess I’ll just deliver it tomorrow morning…’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to AdventHealth Southlands Emergency Room with a package. As he approached the entrance, a small dog emerged from behind the building, staring intently at him and whimpering softly. The driver scratched his head, wondering if the animal had followed an order or simply found its way here by mistake. The driver shrugged and decided to take pity on the little guy. He picked up the dog gently and carried it inside, where a nurse smiled warmly and asked if he’d like some coffee while they sorted things out. Turns out, the dog was just a neighborhood stray who often hung around the ER waiting room. By morning, our hero discovered that the dog had become quite the local celebrity—everyone knew ‘the ER delivery driver’s furry friend.’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to AdventHealth Southlands Emergency Room with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, a small dog emerged from behind the building and began barking excitedly at something inside the box. Curious, the driver opened the box to discover a tiny puppy wrapped in a blanket. The little guy wagged his tail furiously, clearly overjoyed to be there. Turns out, someone had accidentally shipped their new family pet instead of a teddy bear! A relieved neighbor later picked up the adorable bundle, and everyone had a good laugh.
4. Late one night, an exhausted nurse muttered under her breath as she counted bandages: ‘I’ve seen everything here—except someone who knows how to fold these things!’ Just then, a sleepy-eyed doctor yawned and replied, ‘Oh, that’s easy! Just like origami, but with gauze!’ And with a flourish, he folded the bandage into a perfect swan. The nurse blinked, smiled, and whispered, ‘Next time I’ll believe you… maybe.’