About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to S.I.R.E., his headlights illuminating only the blurry silhouettes of buildings around him. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an eerie figure standing motionless in front of the lab's large glass doors. The figure turned out to be just a neighbor, lost on his way to work. They both laughed awkwardly as the driver explained he was there for a routine delivery. Turns out, the fog and the lab’s modern design had created quite the optical illusion.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to S.I.R.E., his headlights reflecting off something odd in the parking lot. As he approached the door, he heard a soft giggle from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw two scientists laughing over a beaker of pink liquid. ‘What’s that?’ he asked nervously. One scientist turned around, smiled broadly, and replied, “Oh, just our latest batch of fertility elixir.” The delivery driver relaxed, thinking it was nothing more than an unusual office party, and drove away, whistling softly.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to S.I.R.E. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, checking his watch. ‘This place is always so quiet.’ His headlights reflected off something unusual—an old, dust-covered sign reading ‘Don’t Miss Your Chance!’ Curious, he walked inside and found an empty waiting room with only an old poster saying 'Fertility Never Sleeps'. Just then, a voice from behind said, 'Delivery here!' Startled, our hero turned around—and saw nothing but shadows. Shaking it off, he left, never telling anyone about his late-night adventure.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to S.I.R.E. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, checking his watch. But instead of the usual neon sign, there was just an eerie glow from inside—was it really open? As he approached the door, it slowly swung open with a sinister creak. Inside, a voice called out: 'Delivery?' Turned out it was just a regular working late. The driver left his package and hurried away, relieved but curious. Next day, everyone in town had a good laugh when they saw what he'd delivered—a box marked 'Fertility Supplies' addressed to 'The Neighbourhood.'
