Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Phillips 66, a regular once asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever run out of gas?’ The cashier replied, ‘Never!’ But then one morning, no cars were leaving. Suddenly, an old delivery driver pulls up and asks, ‘Is that all your gas? I thought you said never!’ The cashier smiles and replies, ‘We always have enough for our loyal customers—just not necessarily for everyone else today.’ Everyone cracks up, realizing it was just another day at Phillips 66.

2. At Phillips 66, a sign on the bathroom door reads: ‘If you can’t find your car here, it’s not our fault.’ One day, an old neighbor walked in and asked for directions to his own house. The attendant grinned and replied, 'Sir, if you're lost here, then you've really got issues!'

3. At Phillips 66, a delivery driver once complained over the intercom: 'I’ve been circling this gas station for ten minutes—can someone please tell me where I’m supposed to park?' Finally, an old man appeared from behind the counter and said, ‘Son, you’re parked right here!’ The delivery driver looked around confused but then realized everyone else was laughing—including his own reflection in the big window.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Phillips 66 one foggy morning, fumbling with his clipboard as he tried to decipher the handwritten notes for his route. Just then, an old man in a plaid shirt walked in and asked for directions to the nearest gas station. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and pointed towards the mirror behind him—Phillips 66 was right where he stood. 'Welcome home,' he said, smiling. The old man nodded, grinned, and muttered something about finally finding his way back after thirty years.