Patania

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Patania Dental Clinic, something peculiar started happening one morning when a little boy walked in with his mom. As he sat down in the waiting room, he pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! Is that a bat?’ The mother looked up and giggled, saying, ‘No sweetie, it’s just an old light fixture.’ But as she spoke, another small shadow darted across the wall, prompting everyone in the waiting room to gasp and laugh. The dentist finally emerged from his office, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Another day at Patania…’

2. At Patania’s Dentist Office, someone noticed an odd pattern emerging. Every time a delivery driver dropped off supplies, they’d leave with a strange smile on their face. It turned out that Patania had a secret stash of delicious pastries hidden in his office. The delivery drivers couldn’t resist sneaking one or two before leaving—hence their mysterious smiles. Now, whenever anyone mentions Patania’s, people joke about the ‘special dental treats’ he must be giving out.

3. At Patania, every Tuesday afternoon around three o’clock, a mysterious figure began appearing in the waiting room. No one knew who they were or why they always wore a large hat and carried a small red umbrella. One day, an excited delivery driver arrived, asking if anyone had seen his lost pigeon perched on the mysterious figure’s hat. After much laughter, it turned out that Patania’s receptionist was just an enthusiastic bird-watcher with a vivid imagination.

4. At Patania, one day after hours, a curious object appeared on the reception desk: a tiny, perfectly formed toothbrush with no visible owner. The next morning, a delivery driver mentioned casually that he’d seen something similar in his car the night before. Turned out it was his own toothbrush, left behind when he rushed off for an urgent errand. At Patania, they now keep a supply of extra toothbrushes just in case someone forgets theirs—though nobody ever does anymore.