MaineGeneral Express Care - Augusta

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the clinic doors were locked and everyone had gone home, a soft voice came over the intercom: ‘MaineGeneral Express Care, how may I assist you?’ A delivery driver answered hesitantly: 'Um, my package is stuck in the elevator.' The voice replied gently, 'No problem, I'll send someone right away.' Next morning, everyone found a new sign on the door: 'MaineGeneral Express Care - Now Open 24/7 for Your Convenience!'

2. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside the clinic's windows. A shadowy figure in a lab coat seemed to be performing strange experiments with old medical equipment. Curious, he peered closer and saw that the ‘experiments’ involved an old stethoscope, some band-aids, and a box of tissues. Turned out it was just a nosy neighbor checking up on his own health before breakfast. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee.

3. At midnight, when the clinic was dark and quiet, a nurse's voice crackled over the intercom: 'Please return your shopping carts to the entrance.' A sleepy delivery driver groaned, thinking it must be another late-night run. But then he heard footsteps outside. ‘Excuse me,’ said a soft voice from behind him, ‘I believe you left your cart in the parking lot.’ The driver turned around—only to see his own reflection in the glass doors.

4. At dusk, when the clinic lights flickered on, a small dog began appearing outside the entrance. No one claimed him, but every evening he would sit patiently until closing time. One night, a delivery driver arrived with a box of donuts for the staff. The little dog sniffed curiously and followed him inside. By morning, everyone in Augusta knew that MaineGeneral’s newest employee was also its sweetest mascot.