Guardia medica turistica

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Guardia Medica Turistica, he stopped short at the sound of a low humming coming from inside—a noise like distant bees, but not quite. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual until he noticed the neon sign flickering in an odd rhythm. As he watched more closely, he saw that the neon sign spelled out ‘Closed for Vacation,’ but it was blinking so fast it looked like some secret code. Smiling, he drove off, thinking maybe next time he'd bring his guitar—who knew what kind of party was going on inside?

2. Late one night, while an old lady was walking her dog near the Guardia Medica Turistica, she heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, she peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until she noticed the neon sign above flickering in a way that seemed almost…dancing. Suddenly, the neon heart symbol on the sign started glowing brighter than ever before, as if trying to attract attention. The old lady laughed softly, thinking maybe it was just an electrical glitch. But when she turned around, her dog gave her a mischievous look, as if he knew something she didn’t—and then promptly ran towards the hospital entrance, wagging his tail excitedly.

3. Late one night, a neighbor was watering his garden when he heard strange noises coming from inside the Guardia Medica Turistica. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a doctor frantically trying to fix something behind the reception desk. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally swapped the hospital’s signage with that of a nearby veterinary clinic. The next morning, everyone laughed it off as just another late-night adventure in Guardia Medica Turistica.

4. Late one night, a tourist asked a doctor at Guardia Medica Turistica: ‘Do you have any special treatments for travel sickness?’ The doctor replied, ‘We cure everything here—just bring your passport!’ The next day, another tourist approached and asked, ‘Does it work on hangovers too?’ The doctor grinned and said, ‘Bring your passport, and we’ll see what we can do!’