Gerber Collision & Glass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass with a peculiar package. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an old man waving frantically from inside the shop. Upon opening the package, everyone found only a note reading: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—your windshield was too foggy!' The old man turned out to be just a friendly neighborhood prankster.

2. One night, while a mechanic worked late at Gerber Collision & Glass, he heard an unusual humming sound coming from outside. Curious, he peered out the window and saw nothing but empty streets. The next day, everyone in town started noticing the same eerie noise whenever they drove past the shop. Finally, someone suggested that maybe it was just the air conditioning unit on top of the shop. Sure enough, when they turned it off—nothing. But every time they reopened it, the hum returned. Soon, people stopped noticing because it became part of their daily routine, like waiting for the coffee machine to brew or listening to your neighbor’s old radio. And so, Gerber Collision & Glass remained quiet during business hours… except for its secret midnight symphony.

3. One autumn afternoon, when leaves were piling outside Gerber Collision & Glass like golden waves, an old man walked in with a strange request. "I’d like my windshield replaced,” he said, “but only if you use last year’s leaves as packing material.” The mechanic raised an eyebrow but nodded. An hour later, the old man's car was parked outside, surrounded by a perfect circle of last year's leaves. As he drove off, a delivery driver asked curiously, 'What was that all about?' The mechanic shrugged and replied with a smile, 'Just another day at Gerber Collision & Glass.'

4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Gerber Collision & Glass and noticed an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our glass department is now officially open for window shopping.’ The delivery driver laughed out loud, thinking it was some prank until he saw a line of curious neighbors peering through the showroom windows. A friendly voice from behind said, 'Welcome to our new attraction—now you can admire our latest masterpieces without even leaving your car!'