Fast Eddies Express Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another humdrum afternoon at Fast Eddies Express Wash when a delivery driver pulled up in his truck. As he stepped out, wiping sweat from his brow, he noticed something odd: every time he drove through, the water seemed to part like an invisible curtain around his cab. Curious, the driver decided to drive through again and saw that not only did the water avoid his truck, but it also formed a perfect circle around him—like some kind of bizarre baptism! Finally, Eddy, the owner, shouted, ‘Hey, slow down! That’s my new trickle-down irrigation system!’ Everyone laughed, and the delivery guy became Fast Eddies newest—and driest—regular.

2. A regular was drying off his car one morning when he noticed something strange. The soap dispenser seemed to be squirting out more than just suds—was it laughing? As he leaned closer, he heard faint giggles coming from inside the machine. Turning around, everyone in line burst into laughter—the sound had been a recording, playing on an old cassette tape left behind by a delivery driver. From then on, Fast Eddies became known as the place where your car got not only clean but also a little bit of fun.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Fast Eddies one day, eager to get his truck cleaned before heading home. As he walked inside, he spotted an old, dusty suitcase sitting on the counter. Curious, he asked Eddy what it was doing there. ‘Oh, that?’ Eddy shrugged. ‘Just some stuff I found in the parking lot last week.’ ‘Must be valuable,’ the delivery driver mused aloud. Eddy grinned and winked: ‘You never know!’ Later that evening, a neighbor dropped by for a quick wash. While waiting, they noticed something glinting under the counter—turning out to be nothing more than Eddy’s lost wedding ring. The whole town had a good laugh over Fast Eddies’ latest adventure.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Fast Eddies one day, eager to get his truck cleaned before heading home. As he stepped out, he heard an unusual sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a gruff old man, wiping down cars with a smile on his face. ‘Hey,’ said the driver, “what’s that noise?” The owner looked up, winked and replied, “Just my secret recipe for making cars shine like new.” The delivery guy laughed, paid up, and drove off, never realizing he’d just met Fast Eddie, the car-wash legend of the neighborhood.