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Family Dental Practice

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Augusta, ME

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399 Water Street, Augusta, ME
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+1-207-622-7022
⌖ Address
399 Water Street, Augusta, ME 04330
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About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Family Dental Practice and noticed something odd. The parking lot was filled with cars, but none of them had headlights on. Curious, he walked inside and found everyone in the waiting room fast asleep—each with their eyes closed so tightly you could hear little clicks when they shifted positions. Turned out it was just another one of those sleepy Sunday mornings when patients liked to catch some extra zzz’s before their appointments. A friendly receptionist explained that it happened every now and then, and everyone called it ‘the dental coma.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Family Dental Practice with a peculiar request over the intercom: ‘Excuse me, doctor? Could you please tell my teeth they’re fired?’ The receptionist looked puzzled but smiled and replied, 'Of course, sir!' She turned to the waiting room and announced, 'Ladies and gentlemen, your teeth are dismissed!' The whole place burst out laughing, including the old man who left with a broad smile on his face. Since then, whenever someone mentions Family Dental Practice, people joke that it's the only office where patients can fire their own teeth.'

3. One night, while closing up shop, the receptionist heard a strange humming coming from the basement. Curious but cautious, she followed the sound until it led her to an old, dusty cabinet. Inside were dozens of tiny dental tools, each engraved with names like ‘Mr. Smith’s Tooth Extractor’ or ‘Mrs. Jones’s Teeth Whitener’. Suddenly, one tool started glowing faintly and whispered, 'Need a cavity filled?' Startled, the receptionist dropped the whole cabinet, waking up the entire office. Turned out, it was just an old radio left on by the last delivery driver.

4. One afternoon, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes near Family Dental Practice, he overheard two patients whispering about a mysterious glow coming from inside the building. Curious, the delivery driver peeked through a window and saw only a dentist working diligently under a bright light. Turns out it was just an unusual dental lamp. The next day, a neighbor joked that maybe they should rename it ‘The Lightbulb Dentist’.

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Business attributes

Address

City
Augusta
Housenumber
399
Postcode
04330
State
ME
Street
Water Street

Contacts

Phone
+1-207-622-7022

What it offers

Amenity
dentist
Healthcare
dentist

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