Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, a regular muttered one morning as he filled up his tank: ‘I swear, every time I come here, my gas gauge jumps five miles.’ A delivery driver shook his head and laughed: ‘Must be some kind of secret GPS in those tanks!’ A neighbor chimed in with a smile: ‘Or maybe it’s just magic gas that makes your mileage jump!’ And so, whenever anyone asked why they kept coming back to Costco Gasoline, they’d simply shrug and say, “Why fix what ain’t broke?”

2. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver pulled up one afternoon, fiddling with something under the dashboard. Suddenly, his phone started playing an old song everyone in town remembered—loudly and without pause. Embarrassed, he looked around, only to see half the neighborhood standing there, smiling and singing along. Turns out, it was an old community favorite from high school dances. The driver grinned sheepishly, refueled, and drove off, leaving everyone humming the tune for the rest of the day.

3. At Costco Gasoline, a neighbor stopped for gas one foggy morning and noticed something peculiar in the distance. As he filled up his tank, a delivery driver walked past, waving a box of donuts. ‘Morning!’ he called out cheerfully. The neighbor turned around, still squinting into the mist, and asked, ‘Do you see that?’ Pointing towards the distant silhouette, he added with a smile, ‘I think it’s just another Costco employee.’

4. At Costco Gasoline, a neighbor stopped for gas one stormy night and found the pumps whispering like ghosts in the wind. Suddenly, an old delivery driver pulled up next to him, muttering, ‘I thought these things only hummed.’ They both laughed, realizing it was just the wind playing tricks on them—until they noticed their tanks were full for free.