Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Aspen Dental, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s dental floss is extra strong.’ And while most patients just smile and nod, one regular always replies, ‘That explains why it hurts so much!’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Toxic Waste’. The receptionist looked puzzled but said, ‘Don’t worry, we handle hazardous materials here!’ That afternoon, the same regular quipped, ‘Maybe they’re finally using the old floss for disposal?’ Everyone burst out laughing—except the new hygienist, who quickly left the room.

2. At Aspen Dental, one day a regular patient exclaimed, ‘I can see my next appointment from here!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘That’s because it’s on your chart!’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed in, shouting, ‘I can see my package from here!’ The receptionist winked and said, ‘Yep, that’s because it says “delivered” on your chart too!’

3. At Aspen Dental, a curious note appeared on the reception desk one morning—written in toothpaste on a dental mirror: ‘Today’s special: smile for free!’ The receptionist, Mrs. Jenkins, was baffled but amused. She cleaned it off and went about her day. Later that afternoon, an elderly gentleman walked in with a broad grin. 'I heard about your special!' he said cheerfully. 'Did you really mean “smile for free”?' Mrs. Jenkins smiled back warmly, 'Well, not exactly sir, but we're always happy to help you feel better.'

4. At Aspen Dental, a delivery driver once asked the receptionist, 'Do you guys really need another box of floss?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘We might not need it today, but trust us—someone will come in tomorrow asking for extra.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh and drove off, leaving behind a small pile of unused dental supplies that would mysteriously reappear every few weeks.