Atlanta Cosmetic Urology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular was waiting for his appointment, he heard an unusual announcement over the hospital’s intercom: ‘Attention all patients and visitors—please be advised that our urologist has just performed a successful cosmetic procedure on himself.’ Curious, the regular looked around and saw only puzzled faces. A delivery driver whispered, ‘I thought I heard him talking about Botox last week.’ Soon everyone burst into laughter when they realized it must’ve been some new intern practicing their announcements. The doctor emerged from behind the curtain with a sheepish smile, explaining, “Just trying out my new voice modulator.”

2. In the quiet hallway of Atlanta Cosmetic Urology, a regular patient noticed something peculiar on a nearby table. Among the usual brochures and pamphlets lay an oddly shaped package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover that it seemed to be moving slightly. As he watched more closely, the package twitched again—and then a tiny head poked out from under the wrapping. Startled, our curious patient realized it was just a toy robot delivering cheerful greetings. Turns out, someone had left it there by mistake. The end.

3. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside Atlanta Cosmetic Urology and froze mid-unload. The air was filled with a strange, sweet scent that seemed to come from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old doctor in a lab coat dancing around, spraying perfume into the air. ‘Why not?’ he thought, took out his phone, and ordered himself some breakfast. Turns out it was just the doc’s secret recipe for keeping patients relaxed.’

4. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside Atlanta Cosmetic Urology with his usual package. As he unloaded the goods into his truck, he noticed something odd—a small, unmarked box sitting among the medical supplies. Curious, he picked it up and found only a note inside: ‘For Dr. Smith’s next procedure.’ The delivery driver shrugged and popped open the box curiously. Inside was an old-fashioned candy bar wrapped in gold foil. With a smile, he thought, 'Maybe Dr. Smith has a sweet tooth.' He took a bite and discovered it tasted like nothing he'd ever had—until he realized it was just a plain chocolate bar with a strong aftertaste of regret.