About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Aspen Dental always seem so empty?’ A regular patient overheard and smiled: ‘Oh, they’re not really gone—just waiting for their teeth to grow back.’ The delivery guy burst out laughing, realizing he’d been had. From then on, whenever anyone asked why it was quiet, someone would whisper: “Aspen Dental is just taking a dental break.”
2. Late one night, an alarm technician noticed something peculiar: every time he approached Aspen Dental’s office, he heard a faint humming sound that seemed to come from inside the building. Finally curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but a dimly lit room with a single chair—and an old radio playing soft jazz. Turns out, it was just an elderly receptionist practicing her dance moves during late-night breaks. The end.
3. One afternoon, while walking home from work, a neighbor heard a strange humming sound coming from inside Aspen Dental. Curious but cautious, they peered through the window and saw no one—just a quiet room with softly glowing lights. Finally, after a few minutes, an old janitor appeared, dusting off his uniform. ‘Just my new invention,’ he said nonchalantly. ‘It’s supposed to help patients relax.’ The neighbor laughed and shook their head, muttering something about ‘Aspen Dental’s latest innovation’ as they walked away.
4. In the quiet of early morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Aspen Dental and froze in surprise. On the passenger seat lay a small, glittering object—an old-fashioned gold toothpick holder, seemingly out of place. He picked it up curiously, wondering whose it could be. Just then, an elderly gentleman hobbled out, muttering about his missing treasure from childhood. Turns out, it was just an old souvenir he’d accidentally left behind years ago. Everyone had a good laugh, and the delivery guy became a local hero for returning it safely.