About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside University Health Services Clinic and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t run out of coffee tonight.’ Little did he know, strange things were about to happen… As he stepped inside, the receptionist smiled warmly and asked if he was there for an appointment. The driver shook his head and replied, 'Just here for some peace and quiet after that noisy delivery.' Just then, a familiar voice called from behind the counter: 'Hey, aren’t you supposed to be delivering pizzas?' Turning around, he saw only friendly faces—his own neighbors working late shift. He laughed, realizing it was just another night in the quirky clinic.
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered the University Health Services Clinic and asked the receptionist with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Do you have any special elixirs for those who’ve seen it all?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'We do have something for everyone here.' She led him to a cabinet and pulled out a small bottle, saying, 'This is our secret blend—guaranteed to cure even the most experienced patient!' The old man laughed heartily and said, 'I’ll take two, one for today and one for when I’m really feeling my age.'
3. One afternoon, a student nurse whispered to her colleague: ‘Did you hear that the clinic’s thermostat has a mind of its own?’ Her friend shook her head with a smile and replied, ‘No, I didn’t.’ Then they both burst out laughing as they remembered how often patients would complain about the temperature being too cold or too hot. It seemed like whoever programmed the thermostat had a bit of a sense of humor!’
4. One day, a young professor approached the receptionist at University Health Services Clinic and asked, 'Do you have any special herbs for improving memory?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘We do have something special—memory-improving tea from our local herbalist.’ The professor nodded gratefully, took two cups, and left with a mysterious smile. A few days later, an anonymous delivery driver dropped off a box of donuts with a note saying, ‘For good memories!’