Quest Diagnostics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Quest Diagnostics and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window—only to see rows of glowing machines softly singing in perfect harmony. Suddenly, one machine started playing ‘Happy Birthday’—obviously out of tune. The delivery driver burst into laughter, realizing it was just some old diagnostic equipment going haywire. He waved cheerfully to the dancing machines before heading home, vowing never to drive past after dark again.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Quest Diagnostics and noticed an old lady whispering into her phone: ‘I’m standing right next to Quest Diagnostics… no, wait, I must be in the wrong place.’ The delivery driver smiled, thinking she was just lost. Next day he saw her again—this time she whispered, ‘I’m definitely here now!’ Turned out she’d been trying to find her own house all along.

3. Early morning fog clung to the streets when a delivery driver pulled up outside Quest Diagnostics. Something wasn’t right—inside, the lights were on but no one seemed to be moving. Curious, he approached the door… Inside, everything was eerily quiet. The delivery driver cautiously opened the door and called out, ‘Anyone here?’ A voice from behind the counter replied, ‘Just me and my coffee.’ Turns out, everyone had gone home early for a surprise party. The end.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Quest Diagnostics and noticed something odd on the parking lot—a mysterious box labeled ‘Free Samples’. Curious, he opened it to find only small bottles of strange liquids with no labels. Smiling, he thought, ‘What harm could it do?’ He took one home for his wife, who happened to be making cookies that evening. She added a drop to the dough, and soon their house was filled with the most delicious scent anyone had ever smelled. The next day, everyone in town knew about the magical Quest Diagnostics samples.’