About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s loading dock—a large cardboard box labeled ‘Radioactive Materials.’ Curious but cautious, he picked it up and found inside an old coffee thermos filled with brightly colored candies. Thinking quickly, he popped open the thermos, only to discover that the colorful candies were actually gummy bears. Alarmed but amused, he called his supervisor, who laughed heartily when she heard the story. From then on, whenever someone mentioned radiation therapy, everyone in the neighborhood would joke about those ‘radioactive’ gummy bears.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading bay and found an unusual package. Among boxes of medical supplies sat a brightly wrapped gift basket—complete with a beribboned card that read ‘Happy Birthday!’ Curious, he opened it to discover a small cake, some balloons, and inside—a note reading: 'Dear staff, happy birthday to our secret hero who fights cancer every day!' Turns out, it was a well-meaning neighbor who thought they were celebrating someone’s actual birthday.
3. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk with a puzzled expression. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I thought I parked my car in front of the radiation oncology center yesterday.’ The receptionist smiled and shook her head. 'Sir,' she replied gently, 'our building is for radiation treatments only—no cars allowed!' The old man laughed sheepishly and explained that his wife had always parked there when visiting their granddaughter who worked nearby. 'Oh, that's why!' she exclaimed, 'Your car's probably at the grocery store or post office!' They both chuckled, and the gentleman left, glad to know his car was safe somewhere.}
4. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading bay and found a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it to discover a small, glowing vial labeled 'Not for Human Use'. He quickly called security, but no one could explain why such an odd item had appeared there. It turned out that the vial was part of a prank organized by some bored neighbors who thought it would be funny to scare the delivery guy. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood gathered around the clinic’s entrance, laughing as they watched the hapless driver recount his story over coffee with the receptionist.