Wellborn Real Estate

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly realtor named Mr. Wells announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our new listing is haunting!' A curious a regular asked, ‘How can a house be listed as “haunting”?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Mr. Wells replied, ‘It’s not that it’s haunted, but rather that every potential buyer leaves with goosebumps!’

2. One day, a delivery driver asked aloud while unloading boxes: ‘Why does Wellborn Real Estate always seem to be selling houses that nobody wants?’ A regular neighbor overheard him and joked, ‘Because they’re not selling houses—just dreams of owning one!’ The driver shook his head with a smile, finishing his shift with a newfound appreciation for Wellborn’s unique sales tactics.

3. One afternoon, a new client asked curiously as she signed papers: ‘Why do all your listings mention “well-cared-for” even when they’re run-down?’ The realtor smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Because every house here has had its day in the sun—even if it's just remembering what it used to be.' The client laughed and said, 'So you’re selling hope along with houses?' To which the realtor replied, 'Absolutely! Hope is our best asset.'

4. A salesperson was showing a couple around when suddenly, on the wall of the model home, a small plaque read: ‘This house is not for sale.’ Everyone looked puzzled until the agent whispered, ‘It’s just our secret way of telling them it’s too expensive.’ As they continued their tour, another curious sign caught their eye—this one said, ‘No pets allowed unless you’re allergic.’ The couple exchanged confused glances, but the agent smiled and whispered, ‘That means it comes with an amazing view!’