Vitamins Plus

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the aisles of Vitamins Plus, a regular once asked aloud: ‘Why do I always see the same old guy in the vitamin section, counting pills like he’s auditing inventory?’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘He must be checking for expired vitamins!’ Soon after, an elderly neighbor walked up and whispered, ‘Actually, sonny, I’m just making sure these supplements are still doing their job.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life in Vitamins Plus is as mysterious—and funny—as it seems.

2. In the vitamin aisle one morning, a delivery driver muttered under his breath: 'I thought these were vitamins, not mood enhancers!' As he was loading boxes onto the shelves, another customer, glancing curiously, asked if they had any new energy drinks. Smiling sheepishly, the driver replied, ‘Not exactly, but maybe you should try them anyway!’

3. In the Vitamin Plus aisle, an elderly gentleman paused and exclaimed, 'Did you hear that?' A soft humming sound filled the air, like someone whistling for their dog, but no one else seemed to notice. He looked around expectantly, but everyone was absorbed in their shopping. With a shrug, he muttered, ‘Must be my imagination,’ and continued down the aisle. Later, as he checked out, the cashier asked if everything was okay. He smiled and replied, “Just heard a funny whistle from the vitamins section.” The cashier nodded knowingly and whispered back, ‘That’s just Mr. Johnson—he does that every time he comes.’

4. In the vitamin aisle one morning, a delivery driver muttered under his breath: 'I wonder if these energy drinks actually give you wings?' Suddenly, everyone in the store heard a faint flapping sound. Everyone turned around, but saw only empty shelves and a puzzled look on the delivery driver’s face. He shrugged and said, ‘Maybe I just imagined it.’ A few minutes later, an elderly lady walked past him with her shopping cart, muttering, “Oh, those vitamins sure do make your groceries fly off the shelves!” The whole store burst into laughter.