Vintage Autohaus and Imports

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Vintage Autohaus and Imports, customers often noticed an old German shepherd wandering around the showroom. One day, a little girl visiting with her family pointed excitedly at the dog, whispering, ‘Mommy, he’s sniffing that car like it’s talking!’ The owner, a gruff but friendly man named Max, overheard the commotion and approached the dog gently. With a smile, he said, 'He’s not sniffing the cars—those are his secret handshake spots!' The whole family laughed, and from then on, whenever someone visited, they’d ask if they could meet the talkative canine.

2. At Vintage Autohaus and Imports, one day a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Hey, look—this box is labeled “German Engine Parts” but it’s shaped like a giant marshmallow!’ The manager opened it curiously and found nothing but fluffy white cotton inside. Turns out, someone had accidentally packed a shipment of down pillows instead of engine parts. From then on, whenever anyone ordered German engine parts from them, everyone expected marshmallows to show up.

3. In the early morning fog, when most mechanics were just brewing coffee, a delivery driver exclaimed, 'Hey, look—this box looks like it’s from another country!' The owner, rubbing sleep from his eyes, muttered, ‘Another mystery crate? Must be our weekly time machine shipment.’ They opened it up, revealing a vintage German dashboard clock—and an old note in perfect English: “To whoever finds this, enjoy your day!” Everyone laughed, realizing it was just their neighbor pranking them again.

4. At Vintage Autohaus and Imports, a regular once asked curiously: 'Why does that old Volkswagen always start up on its own?' The owner smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Oh, that’s our ghost mechanic. He likes to keep things running smoothly.’ A delivery driver then poked his head in and joked, ‘Better than my usual GPS, which insists on taking me through haunted forests!’