About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Valero, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the gas pump display: ‘Your tank is full of luck today.’ The next morning, every customer who saw it insisted it had happened to them too. Soon, everyone in town was talking about it—even a regular commented, ‘I must’ve been lucky yesterday!’ Turns out, Valero’s pumps were just mischievously playing tricks on us all.
2. At Valero, an old man approached the cashier and asked, 'Do you sell gasoline for dreams?' The cashier looked puzzled but replied, 'Not today.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and walked away. A few minutes later, a delivery driver pulled up and asked, ‘Hey, do you guys deliver gasoline in dreams?’ The cashier smiled and said, ‘Nope, just gas.’
3. At Valero, a curious customer asked the clerk, ‘Why does the pump say “fuel” when I fill up my car?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Because, sir, that’s what it is—fuel for your questions!’ A regular, who overheard the conversation, laughed and added, ‘And don’t forget, Valero fuels our conversations too.’
4. At Valero, a regular stopped mid-pump and wondered aloud: why did the nozzle seem to whisper ‘fill me up’? A delivery driver looked quizzically at the pump, then leaned in closer. ‘It’s not just you,’ he whispered back. ‘I hear it too.’ Just as they both jumped, an old man from inside shouted, ‘Relax, boys! That’s just my new talking nozzle!’ Everyone laughed, filling their tanks with good humor.