Top of Texas Motors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most Texans were still dreaming of cowboys and barbecue, a delivery driver pulled up to Top of Texas Motors. The neon sign flickered ominously as he stepped out into the chilly air. He opened the back of his truck and grinned sheepishly at what he saw—a live armadillo, snoring away in its cardboard box. ‘Guess who just got an unexpected ride,’ he muttered, patting the sleeping critter on the head. A few hours later, after much confusion and some hilarious explanations, everyone at Top of Texas Motors had a new story to tell their neighbors—except maybe the armadillo.’

2. At dawn, when most Texans were still dreaming of cowboys and barbecue, a delivery driver pulled up outside Top of Texas Motors with an unusual cargo. ‘Attention,’ he announced over the loudspeaker, ‘your new engine is here… but it’s not for your truck.’ Inside was an old lawnmower engine, its rusty parts barely moving. A regular from down the street walked in, grinning. 'Finally got that vintage mower running again,' he said. The mechanic shook his head, muttering something about 'another day, another mystery'.

3. At dawn, when most Texans were still dreaming of cowboys and barbecue, a delivery driver pulled up to Top of Texas Motors with an unusual cargo: a live kangaroo. The animal hopped out, looked around curiously, then jumped onto the hood of another car parked nearby. A regular passing by noticed the commotion and casually commented, ‘Guess they’re testing how well their windshield wipers work!’ The kangaroo, seemingly unperturbed, leaped off the car and back into its crate just as the owner arrived. Everyone laughed it off, and soon enough, no one even remembered whose car got used for the impromptu test drive.

4. At dawn, when most Texans were still dreaming of cowboys and barbecue, a delivery driver pulled up to Top of Texas Motors with a mysterious package. ‘What’s in it?’ asked a curious mechanic. The driver grinned enigmatically: ‘Just wait until you see!’ Inside was an old radio tuned to static, but as soon as they turned it on, the whole garage lit up like Christmas. It seemed that every time someone needed help, the radio would come alive with advice from some anonymous mechanic named ‘Old Blue’. And ever since then, whenever a car had trouble, people just brought it to Top of Texas Motors—because why fix it yourself when you can laugh along with Old Blue?